"Good morning class, I'm Professor Ignatius Umbratius and I'll be teaching Defence Against the Dark Arts this semester. Now, we could slog our way through this pabulum," says Professor Umbratius, chucking "Eight Habits of Highly Non-confrontational, Life-loving, Exceedingly Unfamous Wizards" over his shoulder, "or... we could have some fun!"
Amidst wild cheering he heaves aloft a struggling tome the size of a small pony: "Behold! I bring you Grimsby's Gritty Grimoire of the Grim, Gross, Gruesome, Grisly, Guileful, Groaning and Grotesquely Grinning!"
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