agroof

Blossom stood unsteadily on her feet, her legs bandy and podgy, her nappy peeking out from under her Baby Gap dress with a giraffe's head emerging from the pocket. Her mother secretly looked out through her yummy mummy fringe to make sure the other mothers were looking, then let go of Blossom's hands.

Proud mother expected Blossom to take a few tottering steps like she did at home yesterday, well ahead of her age group, but instead, Blossom looked up, giggled and, to her mother's mortification, fell agroof.